i wish there were more than 24 hours in a day and beverages were $1 and growing up didn’t hurt so much
best "disgusting unhealthy chemical crap" american food
big mac
slurpee/slushie
twinkie
pop-tart
corn dog
giant soda
flamin' hot cheetos
fried mozzerella sticks
crunchwrap
something else pls share in tags
See Resultsthis is a CELEBRATION of garbage food do NOT reblog if you're gonna be like ewwww
I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball
Snom curling

[ID: a video of a curling match but it was edited so that they’re playing with snoms from pokemon instead of stones. end ID]
Everyone’s opposed to nepotism until God has a kid, and then it’s like, “Oh, the Son will be our God, too.”
how’s college going
